(Source: determinative, via musicalfan)
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.
Dying.
Dead.
OMFG
(Source: onelifelefttolivetoforgive, via illusemywords)
Problems of teenagers.
most teenagers: omg my parents caught me smoking yesterday
me: why can't I untangle these earphones
me: hello followers how are you
followers:
followers:
followers:
me: yeah me too
imagine if it went the opposite way around
Me: Hi! Can you sign my pap-
Band Member: Marry me.
Me: What?
Band Member: What?
Me:
Band Member:
Me:
Band Member: I mean yeah, sure I'll sign your paper.
