May 2013
gatzzby:
hannahsneakers:
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
#book you threw across the room the hardest
esotericsanonymous:
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What the fuck
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does this even mean anymore
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is it supposed to express love and peace
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or unfathomable rage and hatred
yellowbrickrose:
you clever boy
and
baconllamatimelord:
masasexual:
marciewantsthev:
masasexual:
Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.
Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next...
What Eurovision is supposed to be: All the countries putting aside their differences for a peaceful, harmonius and enjoyable night of song, dance and sequins.
What Eurovision actually is: 4 POINTS FUCK YOU WE GAVE YOU 12 YOU FUCKING TRAITOR SEE IF WE ACT AS YOUR ALLY IN THE NEXT WORLD WAR YOU JUDAS SCUM
sexhaver:
boredlord:
What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
Kirk: Mister Chekov, go put on a red shirt.
Entire Cinema: Aw, shit.
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
sexualfrustrationmama:
we don’t need to “teach girls to say no”, we need to teach boys to take “no” for an answer so that girls who learn to say no, who already say no, who’ve been saying no can feel like it’s even a viable option that’ll have an effect in the first place
brigantes:
knivesandebony:
People misinterpreting a character’s personality traits to the point where it becomes fanon.
#literally every single les miserables character
toastbrains:
the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them
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enjolratis:
[whimpers quietly] grantaire cared so much about putting up fronts that he forced himself not to care about anything
[pulls hair out] grantaire thought everyone hated him
[kicks a wall] grantaire hoped that with every drink he would kill himself
[smashes head through a wall] NO ONE HATED GRANTAIRE MORE THAN GRANTAIRE HATED GRANTAIRE
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
i shit you not
you feel me
no but get this
i’m just sayin
let me explain you a thing
and yeah
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circumcisions:
cute boys (づ￣ ³￣)づ
cute girls (づ￣ ³￣)づ
cute anybody (づ￣ ³￣)づ
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dirkstr8der:
the-winchester-initiative:
cryonetics:
snorlaxatives:
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Get out.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
jacnoc:
candymandie:
‘get back in the kitchen’
sure
be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in
I’ll go back in the kitchen
but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag
And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post.
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lesmisblog:
Headcanon: Enjolras and Grantaire having this conversation from Pirates of the Caribbean.
Grantaire: [Wakes up and sees Enjolras burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the rum!
Enjolras: Yes, the rum is gone.
Grantaire: Why is the rum gone?
Enjolras: Because it is a *vile* drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete...
Things you do not have to feel guilty about
becky-fitness:
Saying no sometimes
Wanting to be alone sometimes
Saying no to sex
Saying yes to sex
Not being sure about your life career
Deciding to study instead of going out
Getting rid of the toxic people in your life
Ending a relationship that is hurting you
Not liking the things everyone else likes
zarys:
Plot twist: Greece and Romania win both and they perform a dubstep dracula drunk remix together
sassygayalexkralie:
hooperbay:
i didnt realise there was a eurovision fandom
yeah its called all of europe
